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Our Coach is an education consultant, we found these in his secret notes on
Grading Exams
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Dept of Statistics: |
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. |
Dept of Psychology: |
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. |
Dept of History: |
All students get the same grade they got last year. |
Dept of Religion: |
Grade is determined by God. |
Dept of Philosophy: |
What is a grade? |
Law School: |
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. |
Dept of Logic: |
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. |
Dept of Computer
Science: |
Random number generator determines grade. |
Music Department: |
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). |
Dept of Physical
Education: |
Everybody gets an A.
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